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Exposing Dean Hunt–Making The Top Buzz Marketer Cry Home To Mommy
Posted On: April 9, 2009Posted In: Traffic and SEO, Video Blogging
Comments: 49 Responses
Done Playing Nice With The “Gurus”
As you can see, I’m done playing.
I was dead serious with this guy.
Dean Hunt is known as the top buzz marketer around.
I had been following his blog for a while, but it’s hard to get into the aciton with so much going on.
Patience is gold!
I continued to watch, and waited for my chances to slip in un detected.
He’s a pretty smart cat…I’ve watched his buzzwork do it’s magic.
I thought “hey, I think we approach things in a similar way, maybe I’ll reach out to him”
He treated me like I was infected with some biological weapon or something….
I was hurt!
I knew if I was going to get him to crack and spill the beans on what’s real I had to get serious.
I used my secret network of ninja squirrel assasins and robot chickens to make it happen.
I “forced” his hand.
Start Your Own Buzz With Dean’s Secrets
What does this mean for you?
Under intense pressure, I got the buzzboy to crack and drop some traffic tips on us little people.
Yes, they are really free.
No he didn’t pay me to do this.
Yes, I really took his bunny.
No, no animals were harmed during the bunnynapping.
I can’t say what Dean does to the bunnies on his own time, you’ll have to ask him.
Bottom line is…he complied with my request (he had no choice), here is the sexy banner.
Out of the 7 tips, I’m sure you’ll find a few to use. They are easy and effective.
You’ll be seeing a few of them put into practice right here in Joeville.
My kinda guy, sorry things had to get so dramatic Dean.
You gave me no choice…no hard feelings right bro?
Joeville, what do you think? Did I go too far? Was I right in my actions?
You got my back right?
Tell me what you think of his tips.
peace from the un-named man.
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April 9th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Hey Joe this is the police! Give up the bunnies or face the consequences! LOL Funny vid man funny!
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Officer! lol…..uhhh…the man in the video is NOT me lol.
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April 9th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
OMG That is hillarious. Great job!
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Thanks Danny! Glad you liked it man, good to see ya!
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April 9th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Ok, ok, I give in….
I created the seven Max Traffic techniques. (Banner above)
They are some of my very best techniques, and can transform a website.
Now please return my killer bunny, for I have world domination to take care of, and I can’t do it on my own.
Thanks bro.
Dean
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Sorry I had to get so rough man! You left me no choice! I had to get those tips man…my readers would benefit greatly as would I.
Gone are the days when gurus can speak about their methods without sharing…I’m putting them to the fire!
lol
thanks for being a team player dude lol.
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April 9th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
This is hilarious! I loved it…especially with the added effect of the spiderman hat. LOL Well you got me to sign up…I guess it worked
Jenna
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Awesome Jenna! Now make sure you use the info! I’ve already had a brush with the law (officer bingham) so please make it worth it! Dean has some good stuff but it only works if you use it!
see ya!
Glad you liked it.
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April 9th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
hope there was no bunnies harmed in the making!
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Welcome to the site Dave! Yessir! No bunnies were harmed…can’t say the same for the conditions Dean keeps them in…
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April 9th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Wow Joe,
I’ve seen you use the ninja squirrel assassins before, but the robot chickens? Poor Dean.
I have to check this one out. If I do, will you promise to give back the bunny???
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Lol…you never know what I have in my arsenal…it’s secret stuff I tell ya! I won’t harm the bunny lol.
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April 9th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Ok, we will make the switch at 17:00 on the grassy noll.
I will bring the 7 tips in a brown suitcase, I want the bunny, a helicopter, and $100,000 in un-marked notes.
Comply, and I will publish your video on DeanHunt.com
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Seein as how you’ve already given up the 7 tips…I don’t think I will comply with you 100 thousand dollar request.
I will give you the bunny, and you will publish my video on deanhunt.com or I will release the rest of my pictures and footage….that shows why you really keep the bunnies around.
People will see why the bunnies stay so angry….do you want me to show them Dean?
The animal rights folks won’t take too kindly to your behavior…
Think about it….
you have little time to decide.
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April 9th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Ha ha, sweet.
Next time, you should take that bunny head and put it in a Dewalt Chop Saw and put the blade a couple inches from his face! Turn that baby up full blast and let “Project Intimidation” ensue.
We stole my boss’s Beavis And Butthead coffee cup once. He was so bummed. A couple days later, the mailman brought a special package for Eric. It was a VHS video with a ransom message for his cup back.
Dressed in masks and bad accents we demanded something stupid. Then we proceeded to to “dry hump” his cup on video, then threw a decoy into the toilet and pissed all over his cup ( or at least it appeared ).
Once he saw the video he died in laughter. And obviously knew who the 2 masked goons were.
Good stuff!
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Uncle mofo! lol
See, folks wonder where I get this stuff from…good ole uncle mofo! Dude, that would be hilarious! freaking vhs tape wit a ransom reuqest.
Fortunately, Dean wasn’t that hard of an egg to crack, he went along nicely, he cares about his bunnies.
However…
If he doesn’t post this video on his site, everyone will know exactly HOW MUCH he “cares” for the furry creatures.
thanks for stoppin by dude.
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April 9th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Hi Jason….
don’t encourage him
We have a lot of friends in common Jason, should hook up some time.
Right, I am off to decide which helicopter will best fit my stealthy getaway.
PS: My lawyers say that I should tut in your general direction, to deter you from such actions in the future.
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April 9th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Dude, I should NOT have watched this vid after a couple of beers… you skurred me man.. hahaha..
Nice!
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Hahahaha….whatup big Jake!
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April 9th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
LMAO! Oh NO! That was the funniest thing I’ve seen in forever. “You gonna give em away for free!”
Steal the carrots – I hurt myself on this one. Dean better come through.
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 9th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Awesome! Lol, welcome to the site Jack! hahaha, glad you liked it man…I know you got some secrets over there man, you never know who will be next!
lol
thanks for stopping by dude
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April 10th, 2009 at 4:04 am
Very, very good.
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 10th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Glad you liked it man! Looking forward to seeing you around.
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April 10th, 2009 at 5:11 am
Ok, I published it on my blog:
http://deanhunt.com/i-am-being-blackmailed/
Now bring back the bunny.
Dean
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 10th, 2009 at 7:59 am
hahahaha….alright man, the exchange is on, thank you for being such a great sport
lol
peace bro!
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April 10th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Bwahahaha! Joe, this needs to become a series.
Too good to only use once.
And “YAY!” to Dean for playing along.
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 11th, 2009 at 8:09 am
I KNOW! I was thinking the same thing…not sure who I wan’t to get next!!!! Has to be someone I really want to learn from lol
Dean is a good sport lol.
It was fun
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April 11th, 2009 at 4:40 am
WOW!! very interesting and funny video. This is hilarious! I loved it.great job dear..
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 11th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Awesome Marc! Welcome to Joeville man! I’m glad you like it dude, I look forward to seeing you around more. Like your site too, I didn’t know about some of those movies coming out!
Peace!
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April 11th, 2009 at 8:55 am
man its easter and you whack jobs kidnapped the easter bunny,lovely now my kid is gonna whine when we go to walmart only to find police escorts and guards around the bunny aisle. I think I saw an all point bulletin on CNN this morning, CNN is covering this huh
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 11th, 2009 at 9:37 am
hahaha, whatup man! You never know…I don’t watch much cnn but it could have been on there! lol.
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April 11th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
OMG I’m still hurting from laughing so hard lol. Ninja Assassin Squirrels & Robot Chickens hahahaha. THATS GREAT. I HAD to retweet this post! Fantastic viral goodness!
I never knew you had the “killer instinct” Joe but now I know I gotta hide my cat from you when ever I hit the big time LOL.
This post rOcKeD!
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Yeah man, gotta watch out man…if you got something I want and you not sharing, lol. Glad to see ya round bro.
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April 11th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Duuuuude dats one sad lookin bunny; the closeup freaked me out a little, you sure it was worth it? I’ll have to see for myself…
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Hahahaha, lol…those killer bunnies are not the cutest lil things man lol.
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April 13th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
This is a trip considering I just got out of a discussion on whether or not you actually need a buzzz!
Thanx for the link…
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Thanks man, glad you liked it dude.
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April 14th, 2009 at 5:42 am
LOL, funny video… I thought at first, that this is a sponsored post but obviously its not..
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 14th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Hahahaha, thanks melvin, glad you liked it man.
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April 15th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
LOL! Joe you are one funny dude!
Get it!
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 16th, 2009 at 5:30 am
Whatup Taylor! Glad you was feelin it bro, you know what it is!
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April 19th, 2009 at 3:04 am
I can’t watch the video because people are sleeping around here and I dunno where I put my headphones. Your dean hunt thing looks interesting – what got me was that comment about viral videos. I will check it out.
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 20th, 2009 at 8:39 am
Yeah, I really like Dean a bunch, cool dude and very smart.
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April 23rd, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Oh my God Joe! That was just great, I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. I’ve got to hand it to you buddy, your a “Natural Born Blogger” !
Cheers bud and hope your doing great…
Dav
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Awesome man, glad you liked it dude! You know me man, I just gotta have fun with it!
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April 24th, 2009 at 2:41 am
Hooga Booga.
About time somebody did something about those freaking rabbits.
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
April 25th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Hooga Booga?! lol…uhhhh, thanks! lol.
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April 29th, 2009 at 12:39 am
Wow that was a great disguise – I was like, who IS that guy? Who is it?
I kept thinking of my bunnies – they are wild but tame and they live behind the Internet Cafe at the beach, and they are so much fun to feed! Stay away from my Bunnies Joe.
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Normal Joe (2055 comments) Reply:
May 4th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Hahaha, what’s up lady! How are things going for you? Busy I assume! Let me know what’s up and thanks for stopping by!
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